June 29, 2019
Old Timers’ Midweek Special
By Gerard Sarnat
Clip a coupon from your local paper, get 20% off
on maximally invasive hip replacement prostheses
by taking advantage of one-time-while-they-last offers
on the 2011-12 models before the FDA formally recalls them.
But wait there is more -- while they last, we will throw in
Hip Kit which contains not only the NASA-tested statistically clinically
proven-to-make-you-independent world famous Shoe-Sock-Tool
plus also, believe it or not, the new and improved Sammons 6-in-1
Preston Feather Economy Reacher/ 32" Grabber Tool with Magnet/
Lightweight 7 oz. Magnetic Picker Up Tool & Reaching Claw/
Aluminum Trash Pickup Aid/ Light Bulb Remover/ Garden Nabber
for the unbelievably reduced price of $34.99 down from $54!!
But wait there’s more -- if you buy now, we’ll toss in the Sponge Handle
Back-Toes Scrubber so you can do yourself the shower -- or purchase
two and have a partner pitch in like you’re going through a car wash.
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